A CHRISTMAS STORY FOR ALL
One day on a cold night a Jesus was born on the back on a donkey.
The Mary said "Oh dear donkey, what shall i do? My Joseph is kicking at the cherry tree, he thinks i am a whore". Of course the donkey said nothing because he was a donkey. Mary cried.
Then an angel came down and warmed Mary up and took the baby with him. She went to Joseph at the cherry tree and told him she has mistaken pregnancy for severe constipation.
They lived happily ever after without the Jesus.
