HARRODS AND WOLF EYES SITTING IN A TREE

C-R-A-P-I-N-G

i didn't get the job - i got past the main stage 

only to fall at the final hurdle



i had to give a presentation in front of all the other candidates! (this is the bit i got passed -8 of us did)


i had to sell a tomato to them 

say why i wanted to work at harrods

name on thing i would buy from harrods

where i had worked previously
and say my name


THEN


the i had to meet the manager if the section i was applying for

he said it would be on the fish counter at weekends
i said great

we shook hands - 
then i called back by one of the hiring people to say i didnt get the job


'the manager said you couldnt work weekends
'
'no i didn't
'
'oh, well sorry - you don't have the job'



the pay WAS shit and the next stage was a medical - where you had to give them POO


I THEN SAW WOLF EYES
THE END.

(Aaron Dilloway was also awesome)